There's a made for tv movie
About Lucille Ball tonight
If you really wanna watch it
I guess that'd be alright with me
Well I heard he used to beat her
Like she was a conga drum
They always slept in separate beds
But somehow they had a son
The neighbors were vaudevillians
And the laughs came from a can
Even though the club was hoppin'
Twas the pills that she was poppin' that did her in
Or maybe it was different
You know my facts aren't always straight
But they would never make a movie
If everything was great
Because happiness is boring
It's always black and white
The good times never last
And the chocolates move too fast for us all
There's a made for tv movie
About Lucille Ball tonight
If you really wanna watch it
I guess that'd be alright with me

Je tu film určený pre televíziu
O Lucille Ballovej dnes večer
Ak to naozaj chcete sledovať
Myslím, že by to bolo v poriadku so mnou
Počul som, že ju bil
Akoby bola conga bubnom
Vždy spali v samostatných posteliach
Ale nejako sa im narodil syn
Susedia boli estrádi
A smiech vyšiel z plechovky
Napriek tomu, že klub skákal
Boli to tabletky, do ktorých dávala prášky
Alebo to bolo možno inak
Viete, že moje fakty nie sú vždy priame
Nikdy by však nenakrútili film
Keby bolo všetko super
Pretože šťastie je nuda
Vždy je to čiernobiele
Dobré časy nikdy nevydržia
A čokolády sa pre nás všetkých pohybujú príliš rýchlo
Je tu film určený pre televíziu
O Lucille Ballovej dnes večer
Ak to naozaj chcete sledovať
Myslím, že by to bolo v poriadku so mnou