You've heard of Ali Baba, forty thieves had he
Out for what we all want, lots of L.S.D.
He also had a camel, stole it from a zoo
How he loved the camel, and the camel loved him too
(Oh, how the how the camel loved Ali Bar Bar!)
Ali Baba's camel loved Ali Baba so
No matter where he went to, the camel had to go
Some say that he's in Heaven, but this I know is true
Wherever you think Ali has gone, his camel's gone there too
Crossing the Equator, oooo, how hot it was
Poor old Ali Baba cursed and swore, because
He was so very thirsty, and everybody knows
It's horrible to walk for miles with sand between your toes
(Oh, how the camel loved Ali Baba... brrrrr!)
Ali Baba's camel turned round and licked his hand
He said, "Oh, Ali Baba, I surely understand
We must find an oasis and get a drink somehow
But, hark! I hear the temple bells, they'll all be open now"
(Bleah bleah. Glorious beer, fills you right up with it... aaahh)
They entered for the races at the desert sports
There goes Ali's camel in his filthy cotton shorts
The starter cracked his pistol, off the camel's hared
Ali Baba's camel wins by half a camel's hair
(Hey Ali Baba! Hey Ali Baba!)
(Your camel loves you! Your camel loves you!)
Ali Baba's camel had run for miles and miles
His tail was pointing backwards, that's how a camel smiles
But Ali and his camel, they both were out of breath
They'd run so far, they laughed so much
They laughed themselves to death
[Sounds of crying and wailing)
Oh! Gather round the campfire! Sing a roundelay!
But don't sing out of tune, though
('Cause eggs are cheap today!)
Sing of Ali Baba, sing about his men
Sing about his camel, and then sing it all again
(Oh, how the camel loved Ali Baba)
Ali Baba's camel loved Ali Baba so
No matter where he went to, that camel had to go
Some say that he's in Heaven, but this I know as well
Wherever you think Ali has gone, his camel's gone to.....
(Hey, give us a tune there, Jock......Ya-hoo!)
(Piano plays "Knees Up Mother Brown" to end)

Počuli ste o Ali Babovi, mal ho štyridsať zlodejov
Z toho, čo všetci chceme, veľa L.S.D.
Mal aj ťavu, ukradol ju zo zoo
Ako miloval ťavu a tá ho milovala tiež
(Ach, ako to, ako ťava milovala Ali Bar Bar!)
Ťava Aliho Babu tak milovala Aliho Babu
Nech šiel kamkoľvek, ťava musela ísť
Niektorí hovoria, že je v Nebi, ale toto viem, že je pravda
Kamkoľvek si myslíte, že Ali odišiel, jeho ťava tam tiež šla
Prechod cez rovník, oooo, aké bolo teplo
Chudák starý Ali Baba nadával a nadával, pretože
Bol tak veľmi smädný a všetci to vedia
Je hrozné kráčať kilometre s pieskom medzi prstami na nohách
(Ach, ako ťava milovala Aliho Babu ... brrrrr!)
Ťava Aliho Babu sa otočila a olizovala mu ruku
Povedal: „Ach, Ali Baba, to určite chápem
Musíme nájsť oázu a nejako sa napiť
Ale, hark! Počujem chrámové zvony, všetky budú teraz otvorené “
(Bleah bleah. Slávne pivo, naplní ťa to až ... aaahh)
Na preteky sa prihlásili pri púštnych športoch
Tam je Aliho ťava v jeho špinavých bavlnených kraťasoch
Štartér praskol pištoľou z uloveného ťavy
Ťava Aliho Babu vyhráva o polovicu ťavej srsti
(Hej Ali Baba! Hej Ali Baba!)
(Tvoj ťava ťa miluje! Tvoja ťava ťa miluje!)
Ťava Aliho Babu ubehla kilometre a míle
Chvost smeroval dozadu, tak sa usmieva ťava
Ale Ali a jeho ťava, obaja boli zadýchaní
Utekali tak ďaleko, toľko sa smiali
Smiali sa na smrť
[Zvuky plaču a náreku)
Och! Zhromaždite sa pri táboráku! Zaspievajte si
Ale nespievajte rozladene
(Pretože vajcia sú dnes lacné!)
Spievajte Aliho Babu, spievajte o jeho mužoch
Spievajte o jeho ťave a potom to všetko zaspievajte znova
(Ach, ako ťava milovala Aliho Babu)
Ťava Aliho Babu tak milovala Aliho Babu
Nech šiel kamkoľvek, ten ťava musela ísť
Niektorí hovoria, že je v Nebi, ale toto viem tiež
Kamkoľvek si myslíte, že Ali odišiel, jeho ťava odišla do .....
(Hej, daj nám tam melódiu, Jocku ...... Ya-hoo!)
(Klavír do konca hrá „Knees Up Mother Brown“)